my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuckus trying to be smootharcaneobject
3 year old death grip!
oh my god lmao
She was scared for a minute LOL like wtf was that…